Time To Strip Down To Your Underwear & Hit The World Of Warcraft Dance Party

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Fish Invented Sex. And Also Ghosting.

Dear Hackers: Subvert Our Democracy, But Don’t Hack Our Butt Plugs.

Why Did We Adore Soft Focus Music Videos in the ’80s? Because Love Is A Blurry Battlefield.

What’s Better Than A Day At The Mall? A Cross-Country Flight In The SkyMall!

Shark Week Isn’t Just About Sharks. It’s Also About Shark Penises.

Why Do You Need A Pool To Play Marco Polo? (SPOILER: You Don’t)

Smart Forks Are Great. But Can We Also Get A Snark Fork?

Coming To A Theater Near You…Jurassic Park: Cocaine Hippos!