Oh My God, Becky, Look At Her Soup Dumpling, It Is So Big By Erik Patterson Where’s the soup? That’s what I often find myself asking when I order soup dumplings. Like Sir Mix-a-Lot, I like ‘em round and big. So why do so many soup dumplings remind me of my... Continue Reading
Nothing Tastes As Good As Skinny Feels, Except For Literally Everything I’ve Ever Eaten By Erik Patterson
Hey Kids, It’s “Fun With Paddle Ball” Time! AKA How Long Will It Take You To Drill Yourself In The Eye? By Jessica Scott