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If You Don’t Put Snails On Your Face, Are You Even Trying To Look Hot?

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Why Send A Text Message When You Can Just Pee On A Tree?

I Wonder If Jeff Goldblum Knows Flowers Can’t F*ck In Space?

Pumpkin Spice Lattes Have Returned! And So Has Pumpkin Spice Jesus!