Who Says It Has To Be Thanksgiving To Give Yourself A Hand Turkey?

Meat Clowns. Meat Clowns! MEAT CLOWNS!!!

Why Get Free Wi-Fi From Starbucks When You Can Get It From Sheepbucks?

This Halloween, Believe In Monsters…Because Reality Sucks.

Why Brexit When You Can Spandexit?

Just When I Was About To Ask Laura Dern If She’d Go To The Robot Hotel With Me…

You’re Not A True Animal Lover If You Don’t Let Them Hump Your Head

Do You Think Hall & Oates Knows There’s Beaver Anal Gland Juice In Vanilla Icing?

What Makes A Political Slogan Great? Dick Jokes And Witchcraft, Apparently.

Hey Kids, It’s “Fun With Paddle Ball” Time! AKA How Long Will It Take You To Drill Yourself In The Eye?